The Cat Came Back and The Cat Came Back Again by thothmes and Beth

The Cat Came Back by thothmes This hilarious send-up of Ascension began as commentfic from Thothmes and was expanded by Beth in The Cat Came Back Again. Take typical cat traits and add Ascended Daniel to the mix, and you get... well, this! And read the comments on the second story to get a highly amusing epilogue to the series.