Unsafe Places by rabbitinthewoods

Unsafe Places by rabbitinthewoods Hobbits do not, in general, have records of their time before the settling of the Shire. But some things are known. Some things are held as truth. One of those, held in the mind of every hobbit before they even have the words to define it, is that fauntlings must be protected at all costs.So when Bilbo wakes abruptly to a muffled crying, there's nothing for it. Cultural misunderstandings ahoy and an absolutely epically, BAMF Bilbo. :-) Gen